Fantasies never to be...

J'en ris...

hee, i'm just very very very BORED now.
yes

i'm laughing now. and to share with u why i'm laughing....i shall blog this. time to DE-STRESS EVERYONE!

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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ALSO, this is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

hahaha! =D

i laughed so much at this, even though i'm supposed to be doing ahem PHYSICS. C'est l'important ok physics time. ja ne.

P.S. J'en ris means I laugh in french...at least, i think so XD
P.P.S. My french sucks.

Tuesday, 30 September 2008
8:06 pm

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

Time is too precious

yes, time is precious, and i'm currently wasting it to write a poem XD

The clock is ticking
my heart is beating

Time is such a precious thing
Nothing like a summer fling

One moment theres too much of it
next you find you have none to fit

ticking ticking slipping slipping
time is like the pipe leaking

it never stops
there isn't a top

It never waits
i guess its fate

The time is ticking
My heart is beating

hey, i'm bored ok.

Sunday, 28 September 2008
3:08 pm

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

chimalogedy - my chemistry tragedy

yup. chem is dead. that is all. i couldn't finish the paper.

and i can finally study LIT =D <3 lit <3

no more geog and no bio at alllll good luck to the trip sci girls (xh and xk) u have pure geog on monday and bio on the next! anyway, i'm bored...

and btw mew, i've always been a pessimist XD

look on the dark side of things ~ lol

and living out of reality refers to ignoring reality....besides, living in a dream world is WAYYYY more fun =D of course, being out of reality also implies living a lie...which is kind of true in a roundabout way and believe me, my fantasies about magic and stuff aren't likely to come true so fantasies never to be...it sounds as if i've put alot of thought into this thingy but i just wrote what came to my head...the analysis came after that

and i am BORED

got maths tuition ltr zzz XD

Friday, 26 September 2008
10:51 am

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

Slacking~

I know i'm totally slacking, but im sooo bored and i'm can't help it. so yes, i'm going to fail chem tomorrow.

1.The way to win your heart?

Ans: I have no idea myself...

2.What did you do last night?

Ans: study maths....x.x

3.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?

Ans: nope...plenty of Bernices though

4.Are you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Ans: duh...no. too young to be looking for one anyway, studies first =D

5.One song that's meaningful to you ?

Ans: Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield..."No one else can say the words on your lips"
more commonly known for the chorus, "Feel the rain on your skin" yuppies, the pantene advertisement

6.Do you twirl or scoop your spaghetti?

Ans: Twirl~ i realised that i twirl whenever i eat any kind of noodles with a fork, even if it isn't spaghetti.

7.Do you drink milk straight from the carton?

Ans: Used to...now my mum doesn't allow D: she says it's unhygienic

8.How long is your hair?

Ans: used to be past my waist...now it's slightly layered and at my waistline

9.Do you like Batman?

Ans: no. Dark Knight was nice though (the movie, not batman)

10.Who was the last person who told you they loved you?

Ans: My mum...abt 5mins ago

11.Addicted to anything?

Ans: Chocolate, english books, jap anime and manga (the previous three i've been resisting temptation cuz once i start reading, i never stop) and perhaps the computer too XD

12.Do you like anyone now?

Ans: I love my friends and family...but if u mean crushes and stuff...never and no

13.When was the last time you sang out loud?

Ans: I am now :P

14.What did you have for breakfast?

Ans: Chocolate milk and oats

15.Is your birthday on a holiday?

Ans: I rather have my birthday on a hoilday. Sadly for me, it is always during examination period. <-same b'dae as claire....that is claire's answer and that is my ans.

16.What instant messaging service do you use?

Ans: Windows Live messenger.

17.Can you cook?

Ans: more or less...

18.Did you have a nap today?

Ans: wanted to, but no.

19.What was the reason you got in trouble last?

Ans: can't remember. prob abt homework. maths homework

20.What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?

Ans: Jeans. um what are sweats?

21.When is your birthday?

Ans: Same as clairebear's...7th Oct

22.Do you swear a lot ?

Ans: i use three words. damn. shit. darned. dang. ok 4 words. not too often i hope.

23.Where did you get the shirt(s)you're wearing?

Ans: Most of them are bought by my mum from...Marks and Spensors and Esprit and dunno whereelse...

24.Do you have any regrets?

Ans: y am i not studying now? plentiful of regrets i guess...

26.What was your first alcoholic drink?

Ans: can't remember...beer sucks though...white wine is nice, rum too. the good expensive ones i mean. the cheap ones i've never really tried before and my dad says that if u buy alcoholic drinks, get the good ones...*shrugs*

28.What color are your favorite shoes?

Ans: Black. It's this leather shoe fr clarks...damn nice to wear! =D

29.Who would you like to see right now?

Ans: my dad. he's still in shanghai D: *admits that her dad only just left this morning*

30.Are you a social or antisocial person?

Ans: Depends one who when what where. In certain situations, i can be rather sociable, say hi and talk and stuff...other times i shut up, ignore the rest and mind my own business XD

31.Have the cops ever come by your house?

Ans: Nope.

32.Ever been in love?

Ans: No.

33.Ever had braces?

Ans: nope~

34.Who was the first person to really break your heart?

Ans: No one.

35.What do you wear to bed?

Ans: clothes. duh.

36.Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?

Ans: She...passed away in an airplane incident. my second best friend is somewhere in singapore...we sort of split up after we went to diff classes and got into diff circles of friends blabla. =/ don't really like the way she is now..then after her was and are my besties now =D mew, clairiebearie, ling cai and xk. Also, xinhui =D

37.Who was the last person to disappoint you?

Ans: Myself. The only person who's ever disappointed me was myself anyway.

38.Do you trust people?

Ans: not...really...depends on who and what

39.Who was the first person you talked to today?

Ans: My dad before he left for shanghai

40.Who was the first person to text you today?

Ans: KiaYuen, my junior from CCA, she wished me good luck for my exams. sweet eh ^^

41.What was the first thing you did this morning?

Ans: Wake up feel around for the clock look at the time and go back to sleep. then wake up again cuz i suddenly realised i have my e maths exam XD

waha, i've wasted 15mins.

ok.

chem.

argh.

redox left. JYJY!!!!

Thursday, 25 September 2008
10:53 pm

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

screwed...

my E maths is screwed....i HAD enough time IN A SENSE

YET

I didn't know how to do DX even if i DO pass...the possibility of an A is.....

*watches as A flew out of the window*

T-T

Now, WHY did i ignore maths yesterday?! *knows the reason*
yes, i hate maths, maths suck, maths totally suck...demo

math is easy to understand...math is suppose to get the A!
*watches as A waves from far above among the clouds*
yes A, u get to enjoy in heaven...but what about poor little me??

ok, i've decided that this post SHOULD NOT be dedicated to all my rantings and emoings SO change subject.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY EXAMS TO BE OVER!!!!!!!!!

um not a very good subject either.

OK, my B'DAE! it happens to be on my last exam day which happens to be an unseens prose which happens to be something i don't have to study for. that was a mouthfull. anyway, it's been planned =D i'll go out for breakfast with my parents oh ya need to decide where i wanna go eat...i'm hungry now...then maybe go out with xk and mew...mew dunno yet i haven't asked her XD go where also dunno yet XD clairie and ling cai still has exams D: then....i dunno what more i'm going to do. I'll SLACK, of course, *knows that she's stating the obvious* but slacking is a broad term....umbrella words=summary=english exam=die...oh no why am i linking everything?!
hmm, to keep my spirits up, i shall waste more time writing out a list of things-ter-do.....after exams, of course hee

1)SLACK
2)ROLLERBLADE!!!!!!!!! (at east coast, of course, i only rollerblade there) *has a huge fear of slopes*
3)laze around
4)watch Kaleido Star
5)go library and borrow books
6)READ the books
7)sleep
8)borrow more books
9)ice cream
10)ehh...blog?
11)play Eternal Sonata
12)ahem need to teach my bro...><
13)unlucky no.13 eh...start on chinese? *knows she's lying*
14) slack some more

that is about all i can think of...didn't include going out with friends cuz 'go where?' i dunno XD it's sooo SHORT OMG i never realised there's actually just SO LITTLE THINGS!

*ponders awhile for more things to do*

15)Friendship bands...for next yr b'daes
16)look up some manga and anime
17)go to spammy (y didn't i think of that!) {In the evil empire, of course}
18)i suppose i should cut my hair.....*undecided*
19)oh ya, need to loose the weight i prob gained from all the chocolate i've been eating and the fact that i haven't exercised at all for the past weeks

*headblock*

will add more
it'll give me more reason to look forward to
THE END OF MY EXAMS!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

okok, enough time wasting, chemistry. now.

*emoes*

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

Weeee~

=D
i feel so much better now that geog has been over and done with....nothing much to post...this just happens to be an excuse to not study, and i shall make full use of it ^^ jk i've been studying for a long long long time now, don't u think i should get a well-deserved break? D:

*knows that she doesn't deserve it*

finefinefine....i know what u're thinking =X i shall go n study now

btw: i am soooo angry at the geog paper.....NAT.VEGE! i studied so hard for it and so little of it came out DX

Wednesday, 24 September 2008
6:21 pm

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

One day down, 14 to go

Just finished my papers.....eng and chn paper 1

English paper: did on
Ice
D:
i wrote abt drugs....and when it was over, i realised that EVERYONE wrote abt drugs too T-T though i hope that i can get some plus points for mixing it with the ice between melinda and john(father n daughter...my characters) and hopefully my plot is more different from the rest otherwise........
>.<
the fact that my mum said 'if u miss yr A, it's a fail'
*screams*
and btw, i rushed out my speech for part two.........shitshitshit

Chinese:
i did si han...personal letter something abt eh.......forgot alr

OH YA

it's abt how the education system in singapore causes the seemging lack of creativity in young singaporeans like me. so ya. need to be politically correct. and crap everything out. =D

then part two is bao zhang bao dao (duh what else can i do?) XD
abt the yellow ribbon project. again, politically correct. yes. continue with the crap.

pass/fail.
fate shall decide.
now i should stop wasting time procastinating and actually start on my geog. which, incidently i WILL fail.

Tuesday, 23 September 2008
1:57 pm

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

yet another time wasting post

hee exam's in 2 days, excluding today......i'm just taking a break now, nothing much to write, but it's just my excuse not to study =D so these past weeks has been downright crazy plus hectic and i have no idea why i'm slacking now hee...ok, study study...geog time ^^ bye...

Saturday, 20 September 2008
10:56 am

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;

MUMMY~ It's OVER!!!!!

I can hardly believe it. MY HOLS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

so now, its back to school tomorrow to face my horrid teachers (ok they aren't THAT hateful, i just don't like them when its lesson time, otherwise, they are...pretty nice i suppose) ok essentially, i hate lesson time. my stupid class is so damn it noisy and the teachers get angry...not to mention that i usually stone in lessons, or fall asleep haiz. 15 days and counting...theres just NOT ENOUGH TIME!!!!!!!!1 ok i'm rather pent up with emotions now, so um ya XD
*blame stress*
seriously though, i'm like study eat sleep study eat sleep........plus school is a waste of time. not to mention with my class......

haiz...back to study.
i sound so pathetic -.-

say no ter procastination XD

Sunday, 7 September 2008
11:59 am

LIVING.out.of.REALITY;